An Old Fashioned Christmas
No gadgets, no emails, no phone, no tablets. Just down on your knees, imagination-busting play combined with a side order of running, jumping and messing around with shiny wrapping stuff like this >
Basically getting exhausted, fat and under everyone’s feet. However, if all else fails there’s always “The Top Ten 80’s films To Watch With Kids”
Have a very very happy Christmas y’all!
Inspect Your Gadgets..
Sorry couldn’t resist.. I love gadgets, especially if they solve problems. The main problem being; how to waste time doing fun stuff. Here’s a few of them that have caught my eye:
Big Eye WiFi Spy Tank
Control your tank from anywhere in the home with your smartphone or tablet; this has a walkie-talkie and a camera. Imagine your little ones face when you can pretend to control the power of your voice..Genius! R.R.P £89.95 from Red5
A classic looking wallet is a staple Christmas gift, but how about one with a hidden super-power; one that actually has the ability to charge your Android, BlackBerry, Samsung, Amazon Kindle, Galaxy Tab or Iphone at the same time as keeping your cash safe? Imagine; no more dead battery nightmares when you really don’t need them. RRP £60.00 from Wowthem.com
Del Ben Primitive Knife
Not so much a gizmo, more a stylish move back to Fred Flintstone territory with Stone Age cutting tools. Perfect for looking good in the kitchen in a very manly way.
Got any other gadgets that you think you think us dads would like?
Come back for final part of “The Top Ten Things that Fashionable Dads Actually want for Christmas”
Finding the infamous ‘lost’ episode of Postman Pat where for once, he actually fails to deliver his pointless parcels, the whole of Greendale turn on him and forms a lynch mob, knocking him off his messiah-like perch of perfectness.
Delivering Justice to Postman Pat